MIRACLE CURE FOUND!!!
Recent studies suggest
that a daily consumption of Whiskey, Scotch and/or Bourbon may reduce your risk
of loneliness and heartache. One expert says, "The magic happens in the
fermentation process! It's amazing what we can do with grain these days!"
When asked how to obtain this "Miracle Shot" authorities on the subject
directed us to The Whiskey Ward where daily "shot" specials are available over
Whiskey Ward officials warn to use only as directed. Possible side& effects
may include blurred vision, slurred speech, reduced motor functions and loss of
See list for Whiskey Ward approved Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon.
Read what they're saying about
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
- Dean Martin